Books

  • Final Fantasy Save Bookmark

    Final Fantasy Save Bookmark

    Combine your love of fine literature and gaming by creating your very own Final Fantasy bookmark. With this gamer approved gem you’ll be able to save your place in any book you’re reading almost the same way you save your progress while gaming!

  • Toddlers Are A-Holes

    Toddlers Are A-Holes

    Rest easy knowing that your parenting skills aren’t to blame for your little spawn of Satan’s hellish behavior by diving into the Toddlers Are A**holes book. This satirical guide explores every facet of toddlerhood to show you how toddler a**holery is normal and not your fault at all.

  • T-Rex Attack Metal Bookends

    T-Rex Attack Metal Bookends

    Keep your literary collection organized with a little humor by propping up your books using these T-Rex attack metal bookends. The clever design creates the illusion a ferocious T-Rex is chasing after two tasty human-sized morsels.

  • Awkward Moments Children’s Bible

    Awkward Moments Children’s Bible

    The Awkward Moments Children’s Bible is the hilarious adult themed read designed to get you thinking critically about the good book. It combines a series of actual bible verses and whimsical illustrations to get readers thinking about how the Bible shapes our culture.

  • Tinder Nightmares Book

    Tinder Nightmares Book

    Feel better about your hopeless love life by flipping through the pages of the Tinder Nightmares book. All of the iconic dating app’s worst and most cringe worthy attempts at mating are now at your fingertips, ensuring the destruction of your entire faith in romance.

  • This Book Is A Planetarium Pop-Up Book

    This Book Is A Planetarium Pop-Up Book

    Use your down time to get to know the various constellations in the sky with help from This Book Is A Planetarium. This educational pop-up book comes with everything from a perpetual calendar and message decoder to a planetarium that projects the constellations.

  • Brenda’s Beaver Needs A Barber

    Brenda’s Beaver Needs A Barber

    Through the timeless power of the double entendre, you will be crying tears of laughter while you read this book to any blissfully ignorant kid. Each page will have you laughing harder than the last as Brenda and her little unkempt beaver hit the town for some wholesome fun.

  • Mastering Bitcoin For Dummies

    Mastering Bitcoin For Dummies

    Become an expert in the fast emerging world of cryptocurrency by reading Mastering Bitcoin For Dummies. You’ll learn the basics – like what Bitcoin is, where it came from, and how to use it – so that you can buy, invest, and learn how to keep your money safe.

  • A Die Hard Christmas Book

    A Die Hard Christmas Book

    What better way to spend the holiday season than by following John McClane on his latest adventure in A Die Hard Christmas book. You’ll follow the iconic action hero as he tries to rescue his wife and her coworkers when their holiday party turns into a deadly hostage situation.

  • Revolver Bookend

    Revolver Bookend

    Keep all the reading material in your home organized just like they did in the olden days with the revolver bookend. This incredibly life-like revolver is styled after the antique revolvers made famous by the spaghetti westerns of the silver screen.

  • Jim Henson Career Book

    Jim Henson Career Book

    This book distills Jim Henson’s career philosophy into ten lessons then illustrates them with examples from his business dealings, movies, and TV shows. It’s a true a walk down memory lane for anyone who grew up with Kermit, Snuffy, and the Fraggles.

  • Unnecessary Quotation Marks Book

    Unnecessary Quotation Marks Book

    When you need a break from TV but still want a good laugh, the Unnecessary Quotation Marks book delivers page after page of hilarious content. This entertaining read delivers various examples of quotations used for sarcastic and suggestive purposes.