Wearables

  • Baby Tattoos

    Baby Tattoos

    Win the parent of the year award when you show up with your tough tot covered in baby tattoos. No matter how defenseless and dependent your infant acts, these tattoos are a great way to toughen him or her up and get them to stop acting so needy all the time.

  • Aftersocks

    Aftersocks

    Introducing Aftersocks – socks with a barely-there sole, suitable for your emergency walk home after a night of partying on high-heels. They fit neatly into your back-pocket or small clutch yet provide complete protection for your feet.

  • D.A.R.E. Neon Fanny Pack

    D.A.R.E. Neon Fanny Pack

    Hide your stash in the last place anyone would ever think of looking by placing it inside this retro D.A.R.E. neon fanny pack. This must-have hipster accessory sports the classic D.A.R.E. program that we all betrayed in our adult years.

  • Odor & Stain Resistant Knit Shoe

    Odor & Stain Resistant Knit Shoe

    Help keep your room and closet smelling fresh by slipping into these magnificent odor and stain resistant knit shoes. Apart from insanely comfortable and stylish, these incredible slip-on kicks are also stain resistant, collapsible, fast-drying, and even float!

  • The Office Scott’s Tots Shirt

    The Office Scott’s Tots Shirt

    Show your support for Scranton’s most noble philanthropist – Mr. Micheal Gary Scott – by becoming one of Scott’s Tots. This quality 100% preshrunk cotton shirt is available in sizes ranging from small to 4XL, making it the perfect gift for fans of all ages

  • M1 Maverick Bifold Wallet

    M1 Maverick Bifold Wallet

    The M1 Maverick bifold wallet is the rugged wallet designed specifically for your active and adventurous lifestyle. This vertical wallet boasts a water-resistant, flexible, and very resilient exterior in addition to a carbon multi-tool with over 10 functions.

  • Samurai Leather Armor

    Samurai Leather Armor

    Awaken your inner warrior by dressing up in this Samurai leather armor. This exceptionally well handmade armor will cover you from head to toe and transform you into a mighty Samurai warrior from the nineteenth century.

  • Retro Fanny Pack Hats

    Retro Fanny Pack Hats

    Infuse your look with some rad ’80s inspired fashion by topping off your outfit with one of these retro fanny pack hats. This nifty accessory comes fitted with a handy zippered pocket that is ideal for your shades and comes in dozens of eye-catching colorful styles.

  • 18k Gold Diamond-Filled Pinata

    18k Gold Diamond-Filled Pinata

    Forget candy, this fabulous little 18K gold diamond-filled piñata is how all piñatas should be. Made in celebration of Cinco de Mayo, this little donkey is skillfully crafted from solid 18 karat gold and is filled with 50 small diamonds.

  • Foot Massage Sandals

    Foot Massage Sandals

    Pamper your poor overworked feet with every step by slipping into these foot massage sandals. The sandals come littered with dozens of small nodes that are designed to help improve blood circulation as well as relieve aches and pains.

  • The Indestructible Puffer Jacket

    The Indestructible Puffer Jacket

    If there’s one jacket that needs to be in your winter wardrobe, it’s The indestructible Puffer. This must-have jacket is made from a special fiber that is 15x stronger than steel and can handle temperatures as low as -40 degrees Celsius.

  • Bare Chest Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Bare Chest Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Bring sexy back to the holiday season by strutting your stuff in this bare chest ugly Christmas sweater. With cutesy reindeers and jolly snowmen combined with festive tattoos and bitchin’ bauble nipple rings – you’re sure to be Mrs. Clause’s favorite naughty boy.