Wearables

  • Liquid Repellent Shirts

    Liquid Repellent Shirts

    Avoid looking like a hot mess by the time the day is over by dressing in these liquid repellent shirts. Each long sleeve crew neck henley is made from a fillium activated 100% premium cotton that repels liquid, stains and resists odors without sacrificing softness or breathability

  • Don’t Eat Watermelon Seeds Shirt

    Don’t Eat Watermelon Seeds Shirt

    Turn your protruding belly into the highlight of your outfit with this “don’t eat watermelon seeds” shirt. This humorous garment is available in styles ranging from slouchy tanks to unisex sweatshirts – each of which display the comical quip in bold black letters.

  • Violin Backpack

    Violin Backpack

    Show off your love of fine music wherever you go by toting around this violin backpack. This custom handmade felt backpack is styled just like a violin and comes with an interior pocket, zippered closure, and an adjustable shoulder strap.

  • Nixie Tube Wrist Watch

    Nixie Tube Wrist Watch

    Bring some style to the way you tell time by strapping on this nixie tube wrist watch. This unique model features a sturdy body milled from a single piece of titanium complete with four z5900m Nixie tubes and a built-in accelerometer.

  • Adidas Futurecraft 4D Sneakers

    Adidas Futurecraft 4D Sneakers

    Become the envy of every sneaker head in town by getting your hands on the Adidas Futurecraft 4D sneakers. These incredibly limited kicks feature a Primeknit upper along with a special 3D printed midsole created with Digital Light Synthesis.

  • White Walker One-Piece Costume

    White Walker One-Piece Costume

    Terrify everyone by looking like you just strolled in from the Land of Always Winter by dressing up in this White Walker one-piece costume. The suit comes emblazoned with a haunting White Walker skeleton image and is made from four-way stretch Italian Lycra.

  • Astronomical Watch

    Astronomical Watch

    Jacob & Co. have debuted this extravagant timepiece – the Astronomia Tourbillon. With our solar system as inspiration, this one of a kind watch’s movement is placed on a series of four arms that rotate around the entire dial each 20 minutes.

  • Crotchless Yoga Pants

    Crotchless Yoga Pants

    Hotter than hot! These crotchless yoga pants will add a sexy sizzle to your next bedroom work-out. Made with soft stretchy fabric, the open crotch is flat over-locked and perfectly aligned for all sorts of yoga related bedroom antics. Zen sexy!

  • Galaxy Styled Nike Air Max 90

    Galaxy Styled Nike Air Max 90

    Add amazing color to your ever growing sneaker collection by picking up a pair of these galaxy styled Nike Air Max 90s. The classic Nike Air Max 90 has received a stellar custom paint job that will ensure these kicks are the focal point of your outfit.

  • World’s First Smart Shoe

    World’s First Smart Shoe

    Accessorize your outfit in true Marty McFly fashion by slipping into the world’s first smart shoe. These high tech kicks feature, shock absorbers, heating, and an innovative auto-tightening system that eliminates the need for laces.

  • Drip Swoosh Nike Roshe Sneakers

    Drip Swoosh Nike Roshe Sneakers

    Show off your love for urban art by upping your shoe game with a pair of these drip swoosh Nike Roshe sneakers. Each pair is customized with a unique Nike swoosh that looks like it was spayed painted on by a graffiti artist.

  • Animal Footprint Sandals

    Animal Footprint Sandals

    Convert your lame human foot prints into some cool animal foot prints with these unique sandals. These animal footprint sandals are a great gift for kids who love animals – but also can be quite useful for criminals looking to evade trackers.