Batman Snuggie Blanket

  • Batman Snuggie Blanket

    Batman Snuggie Blanket

    Keep warm and look like the Dark Knight with this Batman snuggie blanket! The snuggie blanket allows your hands to be free while still giving you the benefit of wearing a full adult size blanket, and makes a great gift idea for the little crime fighter.

  • Wireless TV Headphones

    Wireless TV Headphones

    Watch your favorite late night movies without waking up your significant other using these wireless TV headphones. They provide a comfortable fit, clear crisp sound, and feature a rechargeable battery that can go for 10 hours on a single charge.

  • Wild Game Jerky

    Wild Game Jerky

    Gorge yourself on nearly every creature in the animal kingdom by snacking on some wild game jerky. Why stop at just beef? It’s a good thing someone asked this question because it led to the creation of some of the most tasty jerky on the market – yum!

  • Micro-Adjustable No-Holes Belt

    Micro-Adjustable No-Holes Belt

    Get the perfect fit every time by wearing this micro-adjustable no-holes belt. The ingenious design features a solid buckle that clamps onto the belt at the exact point you need  – making it ideal for those holiday feasts where your waistline expands in a single sitting.

  • Hidden Flask Mittens

    Hidden Flask Mittens

    Battle the cold by staying warm in more ways than one using these hidden flasks mittens. Apart from shielding your fingers from the frigid weather, the left hand mitten comes equipped with a discreet three ounce flask you can sip from your thumb.

  • Bacon Lovers Feast Gift Basket

    Bacon Lovers Feast Gift Basket

    Make your favorite carnivore’s mouth water with this bacon lovers feast gift basket. This bountiful basket comes packed with three 1 pound bags of prime cracked pepper and garlic bacon, applewood smoked maple sugar bacon, and chipotle bacon.

  • Under Desk Gun Holster

    Under Desk Gun Holster

    Be prepared for anything the rat race throws at you by keeping your piece handy with the under desk gun holster. The tough synthetic plate features an elastic holster able to accommodate virtually any type of handgun so it’s always there when you need it.

  • Dick Mug

    Dick Mug

    Start your morning off right – by drinking warm liquid from a dick with this uniquely designed coffee mug. Perfect for the home or office, the ceramic mug’s humorous message will bring some much needed levity to your day.

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    Gangsta Rap Coloring Book

    Teach your kids how to draw in between the lines and also avoid being a mark ass bitch with these gangsta rap coloring books. Fun for the whole family, these coloring books feature 48 pages of music icons from the gangsta rap genre such as Biggie, Eazy E, and many others.

  • Three Player Chess

    Three Player Chess

    Chess just got even more strategic – the three player chess game expands on the classic game of chess while adding new elements such as alliances between two weaker players to attack the commanding player, or planning your moves against two different attacks.

  • DIY Back Shaver

    DIY Back Shaver

    If you’re cursed with a heavy coat of back hair and don’t have anyone to help you trim your wild animal looking backside, then this is the ultimate back shaver solution. The ManGroomer allows you to do it yourself and shave your back without anyone else’s help.

  • Credit Card Sized Multi Tool

    Credit Card Sized Multi Tool

    Turn your wallet into a miniature toolbox with the addition of the credit card sized multi tool. This completely flat wallet accessory conveniently houses 18 distinct and useful tools including bottle openers, screwdrivers, and box openers.