Micro-Adjustable No-Holes Belt

  • Micro-Adjustable No-Holes Belt

    Micro-Adjustable No-Holes Belt

    Get the perfect fit every time by wearing this micro-adjustable no-holes belt. The ingenious design features a solid buckle that clamps onto the belt at the exact point you need  – making it ideal for those holiday feasts where your waistline expands in a single sitting.

  • Hidden Flask Mittens

    Hidden Flask Mittens

    Battle the cold by staying warm in more ways than one using these hidden flasks mittens. Apart from shielding your fingers from the frigid weather, the left hand mitten comes equipped with a discreet three ounce flask you can sip from your thumb.

  • Bacon Lovers Feast Gift Basket

    Bacon Lovers Feast Gift Basket

    Make your favorite carnivore’s mouth water with this bacon lovers feast gift basket. This bountiful basket comes packed with three 1 pound bags of prime cracked pepper and garlic bacon, applewood smoked maple sugar bacon, and chipotle bacon.

  • Under Desk Gun Holster

    Under Desk Gun Holster

    Be prepared for anything the rat race throws at you by keeping your piece handy with the under desk gun holster. The tough synthetic plate features an elastic holster able to accommodate virtually any type of handgun so it’s always there when you need it.

  • Dick Mug

    Dick Mug

    Start your morning off right – by drinking warm liquid from a dick with this uniquely designed coffee mug. Perfect for the home or office, the ceramic mug’s humorous message will bring some much needed levity to your day.

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    Gangsta Rap Coloring Book

    Teach your kids how to draw in between the lines and also avoid being a mark ass bitch with these gangsta rap coloring books. Fun for the whole family, these coloring books feature 48 pages of music icons from the gangsta rap genre such as Biggie, Eazy E, and many others.

  • Three Player Chess

    Three Player Chess

    Chess just got even more strategic – the three player chess game expands on the classic game of chess while adding new elements such as alliances between two weaker players to attack the commanding player, or planning your moves against two different attacks.

  • DIY Back Shaver

    DIY Back Shaver

    If you’re cursed with a heavy coat of back hair and don’t have anyone to help you trim your wild animal looking backside, then this is the ultimate back shaver solution. The ManGroomer allows you to do it yourself and shave your back without anyone else’s help.

  • Credit Card Sized Multi Tool

    Credit Card Sized Multi Tool

    Turn your wallet into a miniature toolbox with the addition of the credit card sized multi tool. This completely flat wallet accessory conveniently houses 18 distinct and useful tools including bottle openers, screwdrivers, and box openers.

  • Shot Glass Roulette

    Shot Glass Roulette

    If somehow you are still sober after playing a couple of games of shot glass checkers then you should try satisfying your bottomless pit of a liver with this shot glass roulette drinking game! Makes a great gift for alcoholics and gamblers alike.

  • .308 Real Bullet Shot Glass

    .308 Real Bullet Shot Glass

    Combine your love of partying and firearms by downing your liquor with one of these .308 real bullet shot glasses. Each shot glass comes with a real .308 bullet lodged into the side and is handmade to ensure each piece is 100% unique.

  • Meat Shredding Claws

    Meat Shredding Claws

    Create the perfect sloppy Joe or pulled pork sandwich by tearing your meat apart using these meat shredding claws. They feature sturdy teeth that interlock in two different positions for maximum shredding and come with long handles to keep you from getting dirty.