Lightsaber Chopsticks

  • Lightsaber Chopsticks

    Lightsaber Chopsticks

    It’s rumored that Jedi knights get their high connection to the force because of all the sushi they eat. You too can be a Jedi if you eat enough sushi while using these lightsaber chopsticks… well, probably not – but they are pretty cool chopsticks!

  • Beer Layering Tool

    Beer Layering Tool

    Pour the perfect black and tan effortlessly with help from this beer layering tool. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or an amateur bartender, this easy to use device will have you pouring a pub-style drink right in the comfort of home.

  • Flex Claw Hammer

    Flex Claw Hammer

    Get the perfect angle necessary to pry any nail by using this flex claw hammer. This 2-in-1 tool comes with a magnetic nail starter for easy one handed use and features an adjustable flexible claw that you can set to four different positions.

  • Crystal Skull Shot Glass

    Crystal Skull Shot Glass

    Drink from the skull of doom with this Crystal Skull Shot Glass. Able to hold up to 2.5 ounces of your favorite liquor in it’s unique inverted skull shape, you’ll look like such a cool guy as you look straight in the eyes and down your shots.

  • Scratch And Sniff Whiskey Book

    Scratch And Sniff Whiskey Book

    Impress friends with your impressive bar banter by turning yourself into a whiskey connoisseur with this Scratch And Sniff Whiskey book. It simplifies the complex world of whiskey into three simple categories so that anyone can become an expert in no time at all.

  • Stained Underwear Wallet

    Stained Underwear Wallet

    Keep your valuables hidden where nobody would want to look with the stained underwear wallet. These doo-doo stained tighty whiteys will allow you to keep your valuables in plain sight, and are great for ensuring your stuff is left alone by security while traveling by plane.

  • Digital Tape Measure

    Digital Tape Measure

    Help keep human errors to a minimum during your next home improvement project by utilizing the digital tape measure. This handy tool makes measuring a breeze as it displays accurate readings on its digital screen that can be set to either U.S. or metric units.

  • The Hangover Patch

    The Hangover Patch

    Enjoy alcohol’s glorious effects without the nasty next day consequences by wearing this hangover patch. This hospital-grade patch provides direct time-released delivery of essentials vitamins to dramatically reduce the physical side effects of heavy drinking.

  • Liquor Bottle Lock

    Liquor Bottle Lock

    Keep your precious hooch safe from all your conniving roommates using this liquor bottle lock. This key-operated lock features a sturdy tamper-proof construction and is designed to contour to a variety of bottle necks for a tight and secure fit.

  • Luchador Wrestler Bottle Opener

    Luchador Wrestler Bottle Opener

    Fans of Mexican wrestling and heavy drinking are in for a real treat with the wrestler headlock bottle opener. This mighty warrior from south of the border comes dressed from head to toe in his battle suit, ready to pop open beer bottles with the signature headlock.

  • Non-Lethal Salt Firing Self Defense Gun

    Non-Lethal Salt Firing Self Defense Gun

    Protect your home and family without the possibility of ending someone’s life by using the non-lethal salt firing self defense gun. Instead of traditional ammo, it fires bullet-sized capsules designed to release a toxin that immediately incapacitates your target.

  • Gentleman’s Penis Grooming Kit

    Gentleman’s Penis Grooming Kit

    Improve your Johnson’s curbside appeal by keeping it looking magnificent using the gentleman’s penis grooming kit. No matter what pubic style you have in mind, the specialized tools found in this unique kit will help you make your manscaping vision a reality.