- Take your liver on a cross-country journey of inebriation as you try to fill the entire beer cap maps. This novelty wooden map lets you display your vast bottle cap collection with regards to their geographic origin making this a great accent for any home bar.
- At long last, the terrifying truth has been revealed! Originally published in 1760 – an age of enlightenment and scientific advancement – Diseases Caused By Masturbation is a medical treatise that examines the horrific side-affects that occur from diddling yourself!
- Defrost rock solid slabs of meat in mere minutes by setting them on top of the ultra fast defrosting tray. The thermal conductive material of the tray dramatically speeds up the thawing process so your meat and poultry are ready to cook when you need them.
- Life is too short to spend sober – that’s why the Ultimate Party Travel Guide is here to show you the best party spots on the planet. From pub crawls to beach parties, the guide shows you over 100 of the world’s best places to get completely wasted.
- Build the panty dropping chest, guns, and back muscles you’ve always dreamed off by working out with the push up training system. The specially color coded wooden board helps you keep proper form as you sculpt your body like Michelangelo.
- For the first time in the history of man, you can actually give a flying fuck! While not exactly the most precise of helicopters, the remote control flying fuck is perfect for those special moments when a verbally spoken curse word just won’t suffice.
- The boobs coloring book allows you to stare at magnificent pairs of breasts for hours on end without being called a pervert – in fact, you might even receive artistic praise for it. You’ll have page after page of busty material so you can color to your hearts content.
- Easily transform your patchy prepubescent stubble into a mane of manliness by taking this facial hair growth supplement. The supplement features an all-natural proprietary formula that provides fast acting hair growth – making it perfect for lumbersexuals.
- This pocket size toolkit is as thin as a credit card so it can easily fit in your wallet. Aside from being as thin as a credit card, this toolkit includes a knife, compass, magnification lens, tweezers, screwdriver, bottle opener, and a toothpick!
- Experience a hole new level of cleanliness by giving your unit a thorough cleaning using this penis soap. The design features a one-size-fits-most hole you insert your penis into so you can receive an extensive and stimulating cleansing
- Hard drugs just became obsolete – introducing the world’s strongest coffee. Perfect for those extra busy days, this powerful roast is 200% stronger than regular blends and can keep you up for 3 days straight, as long as you don’t mind the occasional heart attack.
- Being hung like a horse is a curse few understand. Learn how to cope with your gargantuan gonzo with this helpful guide. It comes filled with prayers, daily affirmations, and thoughtful quotes to help manage day-to-day life with your magnum dong.
Beer Cap Maps