Posts tagged with ‘Breaking Bad’

  • Los Pollos Hermanos Fry Batter

    Los Pollos Hermanos Fry Batter

    Enjoy the addictive flavor of Albuquerque’s signature fast food chicken from the comfort of home, bitch! It’s made with 14 not-so-secret ingredients to create a chemically pure and stable product. No adulterants. No baby formula. No chili powder.

  • Breaking Bad RV Incense Burner

    Breaking Bad RV Incense Burner

    Give your home an intoxicating aroma using this Breaking Bad RV incense burner. The door flips open so that you can easily place the incense inside while the smoke seeps out through top vent – creating the illusion that Walt and Jesse are cooking up a fresh batch.

  • Breaking Bad White Family Portrait

    Breaking Bad White Family Portrait

    Enjoy a nice evening at home along with your favorite family, the Whites. With the Breaking Bad White family portrait hanging in the den, you’ll get to hang out with TV’s hardest working entrepreneurial family long after Mr. White and the gang disappear into syndication.

  • Breaking Bad Chess Set

    Breaking Bad Chess Set

    Watch as Walt battles his demons by facing off against his alter ego – Heisenberg – with the Breaking Bad chess set. This custom built chess set pits Walt, Skylar, and Walt Jr. against Heisenberg and his sinister henchmen all hell bent on destroying each other.

  • 3D Printed Decapitated Tortuga

    3D Printed Decapitated Tortuga

    Send a clear message without using actual violence that snitches will get much more than just stitches – with the decapitated Tortuga figurine. Inpsired by the gruesome scene from Breaking Bad where Tortuga’s head is put on a turtle, it’s a must have item for fans.

  • Breaking Bad Friendship Necklace

    Breaking Bad Friendship Necklace

    Solidify your relationship with your BFF with the Breaking Bad friendship necklace. These chemically pure and stable necklace pendants are perfect for those unlikely friendships we all come upon in our lives, or just for drug dealers. Friendship, bitch!

  • LEGO Breaking Bad Meth Lab Playset

    LEGO Breaking Bad Meth Lab Playset

    Get the upright citizens of LEGOville hooked on the blue stuff using this LEGO Breaking Bad meth lab playset. LEGO Walter White and Jesse Pinkman come dressed in their iconic orange jumpsuits ready to cook the finest crystal this side of the border.

  • Breaking Bad NES Cartridge

    Breaking Bad NES Cartridge

    The Breaking Bad NES cartridge gives fans and gamers alike a chance to own the greatest game they’ll never get to play. This retro game titled “Bad Breaker” displays Walter White, a.k.a. Heisenberg sitting atop a meth throne in all his 8-bit glory.

  • Heisenberg Buddha Figurine

    Heisenberg Buddha Figurine

    Ensure your day has a 99.9% rate of good luck by keeping the Heisenberg Buddha figurine by your side. This pudgy figurine encompasses the best from both worlds – balancing Heinsenberg’s aggressive ambition with the Buddha’s patience and wisdom.

  • Tuco’s Grill Paperweight

    Tuco’s Grill Paperweight

    Poor misunderstood Tuco may be gone – but with Tuco’s grill paperweight you’ll always be able to have a piece of him by your side. Plucked straight from the mouth of your favorite deranged drug kingpin, it’s the perfect memento for a hardcore Breaking Bad fan.

  • Breaking Bad Meth Snow Globe

    Breaking Bad Meth Snow Globe

    Reminisce over the humble beginnings of Walt and Jesse’s burgeoning empire with the Breaking Bad meth snow globe. The snow globe depicts Walt and Jesse’s first lab in the middle of the Albuquerque desert – shake it up and a cloud of blue meth engulfs the RV.

  • I Am The One Who Knocks Doormat

    I Am The One Who Knocks Doormat

    Add an ironic touch to your trap house by accenting it with this lovely “I Am The One Who Knocks” doormat. The ideal gift for any criminal empire building entrepreneur, it’s made from eco-friendly materials and works best with indoor use.