Best Gift Ideas 2019

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    Pregancy Car Seat Belt Adjuster

    Make driving around with your baby bump less uncomfortable for all involved with this pregnancy car seat belt adjuster. This handy device makes the belt sit across your thighs, rather than over your ever-growing belly.

  • Healthy Hair Biotin Gummy Vitamins

    Healthy Hair Biotin Gummy Vitamins

    Improve the beauty and health of your hair and nails quickly and easily with Sugarbearhair’s yummy gummy vitamins. They’re loaded with biotin, Vitamin A, C, D, E, B-6, Folic Acid, Vitamin B-12, Pantothenic Acid, Iodine, Zinc, Choline, and Inositol.

  • Tomcar TX ATV

    Tomcar TX ATV

    The Tomcar TX ATV is the ultra capable and versatile ride that will easily handle any terrain that comes its way. It features an industry-leading 17″ ground clearance, four-wheel independent suspension, and a low center of gravity so you can drive with confidence.

  • Beats Solo Pro Headphones

    Beats Solo Pro Headphones

    Immerse yourself completely in your music with the Beats Solo Pro headphones. These high-end headphones feature active noise cancelling to block out external noise and boast an advanced acoustic system that will deliver rich sound with balanced tonality.

  • Personalized Noble Pet Portraits

    Personalized Noble Pet Portraits

    Immortalize and turn your pet into a royal masterpiece and let it hang proudly on your wall! To celebrate your furry friends, there’s over 50 designs that you can choose from. Simply upload your pet’s photo and the portrait artists do the rest!

  • Fireproof Fireplace Skull Gas Log

    Fireproof Fireplace Skull Gas Log

    Give your Halloween party a more hellish ambiance by throwing one of these badass fireproof skull gas logs into the fireplace. This sinister looking accessory measures 8.6″ x 7″ and is crafted from high strength and temperature-resistant cement.

  • Jumbo Penis Body Pillow

    Jumbo Penis Body Pillow

    One night with this jumbo penis body pillow and you’ll never want to go back to your old pillow. This playful and lovable dick features a magnificently soft and girthy four foot long shaft along with two plump testes that will cradle head and neck while your relax in comfort.

  • Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

    Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

    Make your intentions crystal clear with this “Why I Must Have Sex With You” checklist. This hilarious gift for bachelors and bachelorettes comes with a slew of different reasons for why you want to get a certain person into the sack.

  • Scorpion Fantasy Knife

    Scorpion Fantasy Knife

    While it won’t do you much use in battle, the Scorpion Fantasy knife makes the perfect display piece for any den or man cave. Measuring 15″ long, this ornate scorpion comes accented with 12 razor sharp stainless steel blades – with the largest blade measuring 5.5″While it won’t do you much use in battle, the Scorpion Fantasy knife makes the.. Read More

  • I Will Murder You Card

    I Will Murder You Card

    Who better to help you out in your love life than dear old Jason Voorhees? This horrifyingly sweet “I Will Murder You” card depicts Jason dressed in his best hockey mask while holding a romantic card and a lovely bouquet instead of his usual blood-soaked machete.

  • Merlot Scented Wine Cork Candles

    Merlot Scented Wine Cork Candles

    Breathe new life into old wine bottles by turning them into ornate candle holders with these Merlot scented wine cork candles. The set includes six cork shaped candles that release a pleasant Merlot scent when burned – they’re the perfect gift for any wine lover.

  • World’s Ugliest Pet Hair Remover

    World’s Ugliest Pet Hair Remover

    The world’s ugliest pet hair remover may not look pretty, but god damn it sure is effective at doing its job. This turd-styled cleaner will easily help you sweep away pet fur from your carpet, furniture and even your car’s interior.