Description
D*ck in a Box is back! Just in time to dil-dole out some good times at the office and an April Fool’s Day gift or two. Like many popular send-it-anonymously pranks, maker Witty Yeti will take a sworn oath to mail your desired recipient a BigAssDildos.com tube without ever revealing who shipped it to them.
Unless you want the credit, in which case you have the option of adding a note to the package-bearing package.
For an additional fee, you can also upgrade your mail-order Big Ass Dildo to include a signature requirement. So not only will your boss / brother / ex / mother-in-law have their name stamped all over the box, they’ll have to come on out to greet the delivery man and sign for it in person. Fingers crossed it’s in front of the whole office or ladies’ garden club.
Witty Yeti also sells VaginalOdor.com and MicroPenisCure.com prank mailers.
