T-Rex, no, please! Don’t eat my face! Eat…eat…eat this bottle of Bud Light Lime! … No dude, that’s just the cap, you gotta get the stuff in–no? You don’t want it? OK, OK, that’s cool–what, you want–? You want another bottle cap?
You’re pretty good at that, T-Rex? Want a job?
The Suck UK T-Rex Bottle Opener is made of burly cast iron so its imposing dino teeth and strategically positioned open jaw can snap caps off beer bottles as lickety split as the real beast could snap heads off Triceratops.