The Complaint Department Grenade Sign

$9.99

When I saw this “Complaint Department” sign with a “Please take a number” directive pointing right at the pin of a grenade, I first assumed it was meant for the office. I know my boss would sure like to have one.

I wonder if he knows how bad the rest of us would like to have one for him too.

But now that dig deeper into the Complaint Department sign for this review, I can see it working in many environments. Like, I’ll bet my mama would love to hang one up in her kitchen. Especially once me and my buddies start going over there to watch football and asking her why the NFL she made vegetarian chili instead of pork carnitas this time.

Bars and restaurants could hang the sign by their host stand, parents outside their bedroom door. Yeah, yeah, it’s just a stupid novelty gift. And I’ll bet the grenade isn’t even real. But still. Complaint Department Sign: +1 for making me chuckle today.

One Jiggler user noted he could either program his mouse to jump all over the screen, or make a subtle, unnoticeable movement right or left that doesn’t distract him if he’s still viewing the contents on the screen, but not physically interacting with them. For example, say you’re following instructions – a setup, a repair, a recipe – that require you to look at your screen repeatedly, but perform actions away from your mouse and keyboard.

Or maybe you just have to stop working every 10 minutes to retrieve the Cubicle Warfare projectile your co-worker launched your way and strategize a return fire. And you’re tired of having to re-enter your password every time you’ve completed an offensive are ready to go back to your spreadsheet.

The itty bitty Mouse Jiggler is just 0.8″ long x 0.6″ wide. It is compatible with most Microsoft Windows and Mac OS X operating systems.

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When I saw this “Complaint Department” sign with a “Please take a number” directive pointing right at the pin of a grenade, I first assumed it was meant for the office. I know my boss would sure like to have one.

I wonder if he knows how bad the rest of us would like to have one for him too.

But now that dig deeper into the Complaint Department sign for this review, I can see it working in many environments. Like, I’ll bet my mama would love to hang one up in her kitchen. Especially once me and my buddies start going over there to watch football and asking her why the NFL she made vegetarian chili instead of pork carnitas this time.

Bars and restaurants could hang the sign by their host stand, parents outside their bedroom door. Yeah, yeah, it’s just a stupid novelty gift. And I’ll bet the grenade isn’t even real. But still. Complaint Department Sign: +1 for making me chuckle today.

One Jiggler user noted he could either program his mouse to jump all over the screen, or make a subtle, unnoticeable movement right or left that doesn’t distract him if he’s still viewing the contents on the screen, but not physically interacting with them. For example, say you’re following instructions – a setup, a repair, a recipe – that require you to look at your screen repeatedly, but perform actions away from your mouse and keyboard.

Or maybe you just have to stop working every 10 minutes to retrieve the Cubicle Warfare projectile your co-worker launched your way and strategize a return fire. And you’re tired of having to re-enter your password every time you’ve completed an offensive are ready to go back to your spreadsheet.

The itty bitty Mouse Jiggler is just 0.8″ long x 0.6″ wide. It is compatible with most Microsoft Windows and Mac OS X operating systems.